Risus Character Cliché Generator

Adjective (Pick 2)OccupationClause
[RACE]Abbotabout to [DO SOMETHING]
[RELIGION]Accountantabove [NEGATIVITY]
abandonedActoraccording to [SOMEONE]
abashedActuaryafter [GOAL]
aberrantAdministratoragainst [OPPOSITION]
abhorrentAdvocateahead of [OPPONENT]
abjectAerospace engineeralong with [SOMETHING ELSE]
ablazeAestheticianalongside [COMPANION]
abnormalAfter School Program Workeramong [OTHERS]
aboriginalAgentas far as anyone knows
abrasiveAgrarianas long as [IMPEDIMENT]
abruptAgronomistas well as [SOMETHING ELSE]
absent-mindedAir traffic controlleraside from [DRAWBACK]
abstractedAirmanastride [MOUNT]
absurdAlchemistbarring [POTENTIAL SETBACK]
abusiveAldermanbecause of [DRIVING FORCE]
acceptableAmbassadorbefore [HISTORY]
accessibleAnalystbehind [SUPPORTER/MENTOR]
accidentalAnesthesiologistbeside [COMPANION]
accurateAnimal trainerbesides [SOMETHING ELSE]
acridAnimatorbeyond [CRITICISM]
ad hocAnthropologistbut [GOTCHA]
adamantAntique dealerby means of [HISTORY]
adaptableArbitratorclose to [SOMEONE]
addictedArboristdespite [OBSTACLE]
adorableArchaeologistdue to [SOURCE OF SKILL]
afraidArchbishopduring [TIME LIMITATION]
agonizingArcherexcept [LIMITATION]
alcoholicArchitectfar from [PERSON/PLACE]
alertArchivistfollowing [EVENT/TREATMENT]
aliveArmorerfor [CAUSE]
allegedArt directorfrom [HOME]
alluringArt therapistin addition to [SOMETHING ELSE]
aloofArtistin spite of [OBSTACLE]
ambiguousAssassininside [PLACE]
ambitiousAssayerinstead of [FORMER SKILL]
amuckAssessorlike [SOMEONE ELSE]
ancientAstrologerminus [KEY SKILL]
animatedAstronautnext to [SOMETHING]
apatheticAstronomernotwithstanding [OBSTACLE]
aquaticAstrophysicistof [PLACE]
aromaticAthleteon account of [REASON]
aspiringAttorney at lawon behalf of [SOMEONE/THING]
astonishingAu pairoutside of [PROBLEM]
auspiciousAudiologistowing to [REASON]
availableAuditorprior to [INCIDENT]
averageAuthorsince [EVENT]
awareAviatorsubsequent to [EVENT]
badBacteriologisttill [FUTURE EVENT]
barbarousBaggerto poop on
bashfulBailiffunderneath [EXTERIOR]
bawdyBakerunlike [SOMEONE]
beautifulBalloonistuntil [FUTURE EVENT]
belligerentBanditupon [ACTION]
berserkBank robbervia [ROUTE]
betterBank tellerwith [PROBLEM]
bigBankerwithout [SOMETHING]
billowyBarber 
bizarreBard 
blackBargeman 
boorishBarista 
boringBarkeeper 
boundlessBarker 
brashBarrister 
brawnyBasketweaver 
breezyBeader 
brightBeautician 
brokenBeekeeper 
burlyBeggar 
cageyBellmaker 
callousBellman 
capableBiographer 
capriciousBiologist 
ceaselessBiomedical Scientist 
changeableBishop 
cheerfulBlacksmith 
childlikeBoatman 
chillyBoatswain 
chivalrousBoatwright 
chubbyBodyguard 
chunkyBondbroker 
clammyBonecarver 
classyBookbinder 
cloisteredBookkeeper 
clumsyBookseller 
coherentBotanist 
coldBowyer 
colossalBrewer 
combativeBricklayer 
comfortableBrickmaker 
cooingBroker 
coolBudget Analyst 
cooperativeBuilder 
courageousBureaucrat 
cowardlyBurglar 
crabbyBusiness analyst 
cravenBusiness owner 
credibleBusker 
creepyButcher 
crookedButler 
cuddlyCab driver 
culturedCabinet-maker 
curlyCaddy 
curvedCall girl 
cynicalCalligrapher 
daffyCameraman 
damagedCandlemaker 
dampCannoneer 
dapperCaptain 
dashingCardinal 
dazzlingCardiologist 
deadpanCarpenter 
debonairCartographer 
decisiveCartoonist 
decorousCartwright 
deepCarver 
defectiveCashier 
delightfulCensor 
demonicCEO (Chief Executive Officer) 
derangedCFO (Chief Financial Officer) 
desertedChairman of the board 
determinedChairman of the School Board 
devilishChamberlain 
diligentChancellor 
direfulChaplain 
dirtyCheesemaker 
disagreeableChef 
discreetChemical Engineer 
disillusionedChemical Technologist 
dispensableChemist 
dizzyChicken sexer 
domineeringChief Mate 
draconianChief of Police 
dramaticChimneysweep 
drunkChiropodist 
dryChoreographer 
dullCircuit preacher 
dustyCivil engineer 
dynamicCivil servant 
dysfunctionalClarinetist 
eagerCleaning staff 
earsplittingClergy 
earthyClerk 
economicalClerk 
educatedClockmaker 
efficaciousClothier 
efficientClown 
elatedCoach 
elderlyCoachmaker 
elfinCoachman 
eliteCobbler 
eminentCollege president 
emptyComedian 
enchantingComposer 
encouragingComputer engineer 
endurableComputer programmer 
energeticCon artist 
entertainingConductor 
enthusiasticConfectioner 
equableConstable 
erraticConstruction worker 
etherealConsul 
evanescentConsultant 
evasiveController 
evilCook 
excellentCooper 
excitedCoppersmith 
exclusiveCopyist 
exoticCopywriter 
expensiveCoroner 
exuberantCorporate executive officer 
exultantCorrectional Officer 
fabulousCorrespondent 
fadedCosmetologist 
fallaciousCosmonaut 
fanaticalCourier 
fancyCourt jester 
fantasticCowboy 
fascinatedCPA 
fastCraftsman 
fatCrier 
faultyCryptanalyst 
fearlessCryptographer 
feignedCryptologist 
fertileCulinary cook 
festiveCurator 
filthyCustodian 
finickyCustoms officer 
flagrantCutler 
flashyDairymaid 
flawlessDatabase administrator 
flippantDemographer 
floweryDemolitionist 
foregoingDentist 
forgetfulDeputy 
fortunateDesigner 
frailDetective 
fretfulDictator 
friendlyDietician 
functionalDigger 
funnyDiplomat 
furtiveDirector 
futuristicDisc jockey 
gabbyDishwasher 
gamyDispatcher 
gapingDistiller 
garrulousDitch digger 
gaudyDiver 
gentleDock laborer 
giantDoctor 
giddyDoctor of Chiropractic 
giganticDoctor of Physical Therapy 
glamorousDogcatcher 
gleamingDomestic worker 
glibDominatrix 
gloriousDoorman 
glossyDraftsperson 
godlyDramatist 
goodDrayman 
goofyDressmaker 
gorgeousDrill instructor 
gracefulDriver 
grandioseDrummer 
greatDustman 
greedyEcologist 
greenEconomist 
groovyEditor 
grotesqueEducator 
grouchyElectrical engineer 
gruesomeElectrician 
grumpyElevator Operator 
guardedEmbalmer 
guiltlessEmbroiderer 
gullibleEmbryologist 
gutturalEMT 
habitualEngineer 
halfEngraver 
hallowedEntertainer 
haltingEntomologist 
handsomeEntrepreneur 
haplessEnvironmental scientist 
happyErgonomist 
harmoniousEscort 
headyEthnologist 
healthyEtymologist 
heartbreakingEvangelist 
heavenlyExaminer 
heavyExecutioner 
hellishExecutive 
helpfulExecutor 
hesitantExotic dancer 
highExplorer 
highfalutinExpressman 
hilariousExterminator 
holisticExtra 
hollowFactory worker 
honorableFalconer 
horribleFarmer 
hospitableFarrier 
hugeFashion designer 
hulkingFBI Agent 
humdrumFeltmaker 
humorousFence 
hungryFerryman 
hurriedFilm director 
hurtFilm producer 
hypnoticFinancial adviser 
hystericalFinancier 
ickyFire marshal 
idioticFire officer 
ignorantFirefighter 
illegalFirst Mate 
illustriousFisherman 
imaginativeFishmonger 
immenseFitter 
impartialFlautist 
imperfectFletcher 
importedFlight attendant 
incandescentFlight engineer 
incompetentFlight instructor 
inconclusiveFlight technician 
industriousFloor manager 
innateFlorist 
instinctiveFlutist 
internalFootman 
invincibleForeman 
irateForester 
itchyForklift operator 
jadedFortune-teller 
jaggedFowler 
jazzyFraudster 
jealousFriar 
jitteryFruit Merchant 
joblessFurbisher 
jollyFurrier 
joyousGambler 
judiciousGame designer 
jumbledGame show host 
jumpyGamekeeper 
juvenileGarbage collector 
kaputGardener 
kindGate-keeper 
kindheartedGeisha 
knottyGemcutter 
knowingGenealogist 
knowledgeableGeneral 
laboredGeographer 
lackadaisicalGeologist 
lacklusterGeophysicist 
lamentableGigolo 
languidGladiator 
largeGlazier 
lateGoatherd 
laughableGofer 
lavishGoldsmith 
law-abidingGondolier 
lazyGoverness 
leanGovernment agent 
learnedGovernor 
legalGrammarian 
lethalGraphic artist 
levelGravedigger 
lewdGrenadier 
lightGrinder 
likeableGrocer 
literateGroom 
littleGuide 
livelyGuitarist 
longGunsmith 
longingGuru 
lopsidedGynecologist 
loutishHaberdasher 
lovelyHairdresser 
lovingHarnessmaker 
lowHarpist 
lowlyHatter 
luckyHawker 
ludicrousHeadmaster (Headmistress) 
lushHerald 
luxuriantHerbalist 
lyingHerder 
lyricalHistorian 
macabreHosier 
machoHost (Hostess) 
maddeningHotelier 
madlyHouse painter 
magentaHousewife 
magicalHuman Resources Officer 
magnificentHunter 
majesticHydraulic engineer 
makeshiftHypnotist 
maliciousIlluminator 
mammothIllusionist 
maniacalIllustrator 
markedImpersonator 
massiveImporter 
materialisticIndustrial engineer 
matureIndustrialist 
measlyInformation Technologist 
meekInker 
melodicInnkeeper 
mercifulInstructor 
mereInstrument maker 
midgetInsurer 
mightyIntelligence officer 
mindlessInterior designer 
miniatureInternist 
minorInterpreter 
miscreantInventor 
moaningInvestment analyst 
modernInvestment banker 
moldyIronmonger 
momentousJailer 
muddledJanitor 
mundaneJeweler 
murkyJockey 
mushyJoiner 
mysteriousJournalist 
naiveJudge 
nappyJuggler 
narrowJurist 
nastyKing 
nauseatingKnifesmith 
nebulousKnight 
needlessLaboratory worker 
needyLady-in-waiting 
neighborlyLamplighter 
nervousLandlord (Landlady) 
newLandscaper 
niceLanternmaker 
niftyLaundress 
noiselessLaw enforcement agent 
noisyLawyer 
nonchalantLeadworker 
nondescriptLeatherer 
nonstopLecturer 
nostalgicLens grinder 
nosyLibrarian 
noxiousLibrettist 
nullLifeguard 
oafishLighthouse-keeper 
obedientLighting technician 
obsceneLinesman 
obsequiousLinguist 
observantLoan officer 
obsoleteLobbyist 
obtainableLocksmith 
oceanicLord Chamberlain 
oddLumberjack 
offbeatLyricist 
oldMagician 
omniscientMagistrate 
onerousMaid 
optimalMailman 
orangeMake-up artist 
ordinaryManagement Consultant 
organicManager 
ossifiedManicurist 
ovalManservant 
overconfidentManual therapist 
overjoyedManufacturer 
overratedMarine 
overtMarketer 
overwroughtMarketing Manager 
painfulMarksman 
painstakingMarshal 
panoramicMartial artist 
parchedMartial Arts Instructor 
parsimoniousMason 
pastoralMasseur (Masseuse) 
patheticMaster of hounds 
peacefulMatador 
penitentMaterials engineer 
perfectMathematician 
periodicMatron 
permissibleMayor 
perpetualMechanic 
petiteMechanical engineer 
phobicMediator 
picayuneMedic 
piquantMedical Representative 
placidMedical Technologist 
plausibleMedical Transcriptionist 
pleasantMentor 
pluckyMercenary 
pointlessMercer 
politicalMerchant 
possessiveMesmerist 
preciousMessenger 
premiumMeteorologist 
prettyMicrobiologist 
pricklyMilitary Leader 
productiveMilkman 
profuseMiller 
protectiveMime 
proudMiner 
psychedelicMinister 
psychoticMissionary 
pumpedMobster 
punyModel 
purpleModeller 
quackMolecatcher 
quaintMoneychanger 
quarrelsomeMoneylender 
questionableMonk 
quickMortician 
quietMusic Director 
quixoticMusician 
quizzicalMutual Fund Analyst 
rabidNanny 
racistNavigator 
raggedNegotiator 
rambunctiousNetmaker 
rampantNewscaster 
rareNinja 
raspyNotary 
rattyNuclear Engineer 
rebelNumerologist 
receptiveNun 
reconditeNurse 
redNursemaid 
redundantOboist 
reflectiveObstetrician 
relievedOccupational therapist 
reminiscingOperator 
resoluteOphthalmologist 
resonantOptician 
rhetoricalOracle 
righteousOrganist 
ritzyOrganizer 
robustOrnithologist 
romanticOrthodontist 
roundOtorhinolaryngologist 
royalPainter 
ruddyParalegal 
ruralParamedic 
rusticPardoner 
ruthlessPark ranger 
sableParty-leader 
sadPastor 
sassyPatent attorney 
satisfiedPathologist 
scandalousPawnbroker 
scarcePeddler 
scaryPediatrician 
scientificPercussionist 
scintillatingPerfumer 
scrawnyPersonal Trainer 
secretivePewterer 
sedatePharmacist 
seemlyPhilanthropist 
selectivePhilosopher 
self-absorbedPhotographer 
shallowPhysical Therapist 
shockingPhysician 
shortPhysician Assistant 
shrillPhysicist 
sillyPhysiologist 
sincerePianist 
skillfulPiano tuner 
skinnyPickpocket 
sloppyPilot 
slowPirate 
smallPlasterer 
smellyPlaywright 
sneakyPlumber 
snobbishPoet 
snottyPolice officer 
soggyPolitical scientist 
somberPolitician 
sordidPoll-taker 
spectacularPope 
spicyPorn star 
spiffyPoulterer 
spiritualPremier 
splendidPresenter 
spookyPresident 
spuriousPresident of the board 
squalidPresident of the School Board 
squarePress officer 
squeamishPriest 
stalkingPrime minister 
standingPrincipal 
statuesquePrinter 
steadfastPrivate detective 
stereotypedProctologist 
stimulatingProcurator 
stingyProfessional athlete 
strangeProfessional gambler 
subduedProfessor 
successfulProgrammer 
succinctProject Manager 
sulkyProofreader 
supremeProstitute 
swankyPsychiatrist 
swelteringPsychologist 
tabooPublic Relations Officer 
tacitPublic speaker 
tackyPublisher 
talentedQuartermaster 
tameQueen 
tanRabbi 
tangibleRace driver 
tastefulRadiographer 
tawdryRadiologist 
tearfulRat catcher 
temporaryReactor engineer 
tenderReader 
tenuousReal estate agent 
testedReal estate developer 
testyReceptionist 
therapeuticRecord Producer 
thinkingRecording engineer 
threateningReferee 
tightRefuse collector 
tightfistedRegistrar 
tinyRemedial teacher 
tiresomeRepairman 
toothsomeReporter 
torpidResearcher 
toughRespiratory Therapist 
toweringRigger 
tranquilRoofer 
trashyRopemaker  
trickySacker 
triteSaddler 
truculentSage 
typicalSailmaker 
ubiquitousSailor 
ugliestSalesperson 
uglySalter 
ultraSapper 
unaccountableSaucier 
unadvisedSawyer 
unarmedSaxophonist 
unbecomingSchool Principal 
unbiasedSchool superintendent 
undesirableScientist 
unequaledScout 
unevenScreenwriter 
unsightlyScribe 
unsuitableSculptor 
unusualSeaman 
upbeatSeamstress 
uppitySecond Mate 
upsetSecretary 
uptightSecretary general 
utopianSecurity guard 
uttermostSenator 
vacuousServant 
vagabondSex worker 
vagueSexologist 
vengefulShaman 
venomousSheepshearer 
versedShepherd 
victoriousSheriff 
vigorousShipwright 
vivaciousShoemaker 
voicelessShop assistant 
volatileSifter 
voraciousSignalman 
vulgarSilversmith 
wackySinger 
waggishSkinner 
wakefulSlave 
warlikeSlavedriver 
warmSlaver 
warySleuth 
wastefulSmelter 
watchfulSmith 
weakSniper 
wealthySociologist 
wearySoftware engineer 
weeSoftware project manager 
well-knownSoil scientist 
wetSoldier 
whimsicalSolicitor 
whisperingSound technician 
wholesaleSpecial agent 
wickedSpeech therapist 
wideSpelunker 
willingSpin doctor 
wirySports instructor 
wiseSpy 
wistfulStage designer 
woebegoneStatistician 
womanlySteersman 
wonderfulSteward(ess) 
woodenStock-breeder 
woozyStockbroker 
workableStonecutter 
worriedStore Manager 
worthlessStreet artist 
wrathfulStreet musician 
wretchedStreet vendor 
wryStripper 
x-ratedStudent 
yellowStunt coordinator 
yieldingStunt double 
youngStunt performer 
youthfulSurgeon 
yummySurveyor 
zanySwimmer 
zealousSwimming coach 
zippySwineherd 
zonkedSwitchboard operator 
 Swordsmith 
 System administrator 
 Systems analyst 
 Tailor 
 Tallowchandler 
 Tanner 
 Tapestrymaker 
 Tattooist 
 Tax Collector 
 Taxidermist 
 Taxi-driver 
 Teacher 
 Technical engineer 
 Technician 
 Technologist 
 Telegraph operator 
 Telephone operator 
 Tentmaker 
 Test pilot 
 Thatcher 
 Thaumaturgist 
 Theatre director 
 Theologian 
 Therapist 
 Thief 
 Third Mate 
 Thresher 
 Tinker 
 Tinsmith 
 Toolmaker 
 Torturer 
 Trademark attorney 
 Trader 
 Tradesman 
 Translator 
 Trapper 
 Treasurer 
 Troubadour 
 Truck Driver 
 Tumbler 
 Tutor 
 Undertaker 
 Upholsterer 
 Usher 
 Valet 
 Ventriloquist 
 Veterinarian 
 Vibraphonist 
 Vicar 
 Victualler 
 Video-editor 
 Vintner 
 Violinist 
 Wainwright 
 Waiter (Waitress) 
 Watchman 
 Weaponsmith 
 Weaver 
 Webmaster 
 Wedding planner 
 Welder 
 Wet nurse 
 Wheelwright 
 Window-dresser 
 Wine connoisseur 
 Winemaker 
 Wireless operator 
 Woodcarver 
 Wood-cutter 
 Wrangler 
 Writer 
 X-ray technician 
 Xylophonist 
 Yak Herder 
 Yodeler 
 Zookeeper 
 Zoologist