Stop the Hate!

Why? Why does there have to be so much hate and prejudice? There has always been a bias against puppets which has relegated puppet actors to also-ran parts, and has denied us the full rights of citizenship, but now puppet animosity has bloomed into full-grown puppet hatred! Dr. Frank Phelps is a pastor who has founded an organization called God Hates Rags which is dedicated to spreading lies and hatred directed at puppets. Here's just a part of the message posted on www.godhatesrags.com: "Do not be fooled by their pleasing, colorful outer shells, their often merry demeanor, or their uncanny ability to force children to smile. They are cut from a different cloth: the cloak of sin. Take heed! Our country's very moral fiber is at stake." We have to nip this in the bud, people. The world is too big for this kind of small-minded prejudice.